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The Rules 2016

+ Posted by Peter Bowden

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Thanks to Got Funny on Leroy’s Jokes

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Peter F. Bowden, TMP

President & CEO, Columbus Convention & Visitors Bureau

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